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sAlary dAy!

Got this very funny talk about salary of a boy and a gal!! cheers…

MONTHLY MILESTONES OF A Bachelor GUY

Heading First Week Second Week Third Week Fourth Week
Bank Balance 20000 2000 200 20
Conveyance Auto (“I can afford it”) Share Auto (“I would like to share. I am selfless!”) Bus (“Public figures should travel by public transport”) Walk (“Good for health”)
Girl Friends Eena , Meena & Tina (“I can BUY love”) Meena &Tina (“I have enough girl friends”) Tina (“I am loyal to her”) “Huh! There is no pure love on earth!”
Mobile Maintenance Frequent outgoing calls (“This is what mobile is invented for”) Restricted outgoing calls (“I should not create unnecessary traffic on mobile lines”) Rare outgoing calls (“Mobile should be used in urgent situations only”) Only incoming calls (“I am not going to call her until she calls me”)
Boozing “Come, let’s go toGoa and freak out! “Man, there is nothing inGoa . Let’s go to Mysore..” “The best place to booze on earth is our house itself. What say?” “Drinking is injurious to health.”

MONTHLY MILESTONES of a Single Girl

Heading First Week Second Week Third Week Fourth Week
Bank Balance 20000 20000 20000 20000
Conveyance Auto (“after all my boy friend pays for it”) Auto (“after all my boy friend pays for it”) Auto (“after all my boy friend pays for it”) Auto (“after all my boy friend pays f or it”)
Boy Friends Abhinav , saleem, Peter Sachin, sumeet, vinay Abhijeet, Ram, christopher. .. Arun , Saket, vimal..
d) Mobile Maintenance Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me) Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me) Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me) Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me)
Boozing “Come, let’s go toGoa “Come, let’s go to Kulu “Come, let’s go to Shimla “Come, let’s go to darj ee ling
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